50 shades of bible.
my new favorite bible quote.
whAT IFGADREEL TOOK OVER SAM IN THE SEASON OPENER AND HAS BEEN PLAYING HIM THIS WHOLE TIME AND SAM HAS NEVER REALLY WOKEN UP FROM THAT COMA HOLY SHIT
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
petition for thot to become a dictionary word
god gave us two hands for a reason
The definition of a bad bitch.
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
This is terrifying
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
Sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
I STILL HAVENT
When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Then when they get here they’re gonna be like “da fuck is this shit?”
1000 hits of acid (lsd)
Who wants to play monopoly with me? Warning: this game may get a little weird ;)
i call bullshit if that was actually acid then you wouldnt be holding it with your bare hands
Sweet Dee appreciation post, part 1
someone tried to convince me that dee is the worst character like fuck you