First day of school
teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
estebanwaseaten:

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

perspectave:

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

I WANT A POTATOE

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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collegehumor:

The Best Way to Cheer Up Kanye West When He’s Being an Adult Baby

collegehumor:

The Best Way to Cheer Up Kanye West When He’s Being an Adult Baby

thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking